Overheard in Paris

“OK! OK! WHY DON’T I RIDE YOU AND SEE IF THAT MAKES US GO ANY FASTER!”

“Hey Brah, party’s here. Check out my new Pegasus, my dad bought it for me, but yeah, it’s pretty shit.”

“Wait, wait, wait. Chet, why are you naked?”

“What do you mean? Just feeling the vibe, enjoy it.”

“Come on, no! Zac, no! Don’t you start too!”

“Shhh, shhh, guys, don’t turn around.”

“Oh god, he’s back.”

“He keeps doing this. Why can’t he take a hint?”

“Let’s just keep talking until he finally goes away.”

“What-cha thinkin’?”


BONUS! Overheard at Musée de Cluny!

“Remind me why we thought we could actually bring a baby to a club?”

“Well, I’m sorry! I thought we are still young and should go out and have a good time.”

“Honey, I know. There’s just there’s a lot more grinding now than I what I remembered.”

“Well, excuuuuuuse me!”

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